26-09-2013, 09:29 PM
Here's a few others I came up with:
- This one is a reference to one of the "stretching" portraits in Disneyland's Haunted Mansion.
"George Gracy
1721 - 1787
Unfaithful he was, to his loving wife,
who decided to end his miserable life.
With a hatchet in hand, she stood by the door.
And when he walked in, well... need we say more?"
- The baby ghost
"Hiram Bennett
1663 - 1663
Alas, in this grave, a child so dear.
Taken much too soon, after just half a year."
- And finally, the lord of the manor ghost
"Lord Conningsby
1589 - 1634
He once was a soldier; who fought in a war,
till he lost his left leg and could fight no more.
Retired did he, to his great estate,
till a heart attack one night would seal his dire fate."
- This one is a reference to one of the "stretching" portraits in Disneyland's Haunted Mansion.
"George Gracy
1721 - 1787
Unfaithful he was, to his loving wife,
who decided to end his miserable life.
With a hatchet in hand, she stood by the door.
And when he walked in, well... need we say more?"
- The baby ghost
"Hiram Bennett
1663 - 1663
Alas, in this grave, a child so dear.
Taken much too soon, after just half a year."
- And finally, the lord of the manor ghost
"Lord Conningsby
1589 - 1634
He once was a soldier; who fought in a war,
till he lost his left leg and could fight no more.
Retired did he, to his great estate,
till a heart attack one night would seal his dire fate."